COMING SOON
MASTER JACK VERBALS
MUSIC VCD Great new free-styling, as well as some of the best stuff from
SOYLANT
SCREAM Intense clips and an interview
with Jack Verbals RELEASE SHELVED: PROJECTED COMPLETION MID 2003 POSSIBILITIES… ECCENTRIC CARE Odd, humorous and touching short
movie about patients in psyche ward Cast of Five One location – play like shoot Easy to shoot, script written VERDICT: I would like to make this
sometime, on the shelf COMPLETION RATING: *** THE STALIGNITES Punchy short art film Script written Music required Cast of about five VERDICT: It would be an enjoyable
shoot! On Shelf for sometime in the next few years COMPLETION RATING: *** THE GOSPEL OF GOD Improvisation, mocking early
morning controversial television evangelists Can be done / a version has
already been made… but just not good enough! VERDICT: Next year – may be? COMPLETION RATING: *** REFLECTIONS OF HELL Top class short science fiction
story already written Cast of three Set construction required. Location problems – Convenience Store VERDICT: Love to do this one, need
time and money… you got some? COMPLETION RATING: **1/2 RETURN TO THE DEAD OUTSIDE This idea has been bantered about
in a number of conversations with my friends… A script was attempted. Heaps of
gun scenes Verdict: Too ambitious. COMPLETION RATING: ** JOIN US! THE CRAMDEN ESTATE Teen fantasy / horror short Teen cast required Script written VERDICT: Producer and Director
needed, too much for me too handle. COMPLETION RATING: ** IT TOOK THE PISS OUT OF ME Great Gag film Cast of 4 leads and at least 4
extras, Car drivers. VERDICT: Need Director and
Producer, it’s too ambitious for me to do. COMPLETION RATING: *1/2 THIRSTY: SOUTH OF THE HEMISPHERE Western parody Original concept, only a couple of
pages written, but I know what’s got to happen in it Cast of Six (Male blonde lead,
four dark haired guys and a Chinese or Aboriginal male) VERDICT: Lack of interest and
trouble explaining to people why it will be funny has put the breaks on this
one. COMPLETION RATING: *1/2 GETTING A JOB COULD KILL YOU Slapstick Comedy with a twist Cast of three males Script written Taxi, bus, train station and
hospital scenes VERDICT: I don’t think I want to
take the reigns on this one. Budget restrictions / Hard shoot. Do you want the SCRIPT? $5 US I’ll act in it… if shot in COMPLETION RATING: *1/2 if I want to do it. CHANGING COLOURS Science fiction short Great idea Various locations: Cars, interior
of passenger plane, set construction Realistic Special effects – model plane
crashing / model cars crashing / CGI of satellite orbiting earth Depiction of Hell Devils costume 2 Male lead characters required VERDICT: BUDGET BLOWOUT (needs
$40000), I wish I had the money… Won’t let no-one else do it! COMPLETION RATING: * - I can dream about it. CHILD ZOMBIES: THE DAY CARE
MASSACRE This is an idea I came up with on
the train one day. I thought it would be an easy
shoot. All it would involve was
organizing a face painting day at the local day care centre, Get the kids to paint their faces
green and blue… Then take as much footage
possible, example; kids running up and grabbing hold parents, carers. All the real work would be done in
post production; editing, adding narration. Verdict: Very hard to get
authorization and permission from parents. Concerns for Children’s Safety COMPLETION RATING: * THE DEFORMITY Teen horror Cast of at least six Story written VERDICT: Funds needed (about $1000)
possibly too violent / offensive COMPLETION RATING: * COPULATION BRIGADE Adult film noir science fiction
short Written Sex scenes Cast of five or six VERDICT: Written because I thought
someone was interested in the script, needs budget of at least $7500 and
Director and Cast COMPLETION RATING: Nearly no chance. Have you got the money
and contacts? SUBURBAN PYSCHO II: THE HIGH
SCHOOL MASSACRE Axed when I realized plot line too
offensive and unpopular COMPLETION RATION: nil